Four female students dead after a shooting at an Amish school. The assailant appeared to target the girls. Philadelphia Inquirer (Full coverage)

The Rep. Mark Foley E-mail scandal could have a wider effect in Congress Washington Post - Some Republicans & one conservative newspaper is calling on Speaker of the House Denis Hastert to resign The Washington Times

Dispute over whether former CIA chief Tenet warned then-National Security Advisor Rice about an al-Qaeda threat before 9/11 New York Times

South Korean foreign minister on track to become next UN Secretary-General BBC

If you’re an online gambler in the US, it may be time to fold Los Angeles Times

But, don’t worry, with gas prices (SF Chronicle) dropping faster than your chip count, you can take a road trip to Vegas or Atlantic City!

First cars can talk, now phones can scream BBC (video)
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Tennessee Titan Albert Haynesworth was suspended for five games for stomping on the head of Dallas Cowboy Andre Gurode and kicking him. It’s the longest suspension in NFL history for on-field behavior (AP/Sports Illustrated). Too much? Or too little? Let us know at Joe. To be honest, we don't know ourselves. We haven’t seen the incident. If anyone knows a link to the video, send it to us and we’ll post it on Wednesday.
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Who do you think
will win this match up?

It’s not Holyfield-Tyson,
rather Bear v. Cougar

Watch here to see
what happens.

ABC News has obtained IMs that cast doubts on former Rep. Mark Foley’s claims he didn’t buy alcohol for minors . And why this scandal could end the Republicans’ rule in Congress.. Or the Democrats all together MSNBC

The Amish teacher who escaped this week’s shooting tells her story. Lancaster Online

North Korea’s Kim Jong-il is at it again. The country test-fired several missiles in July. Tuesday it warned it would test a nuclear bomb Time

People were celebrating the Dow Jones’ record high on Tuesday. Breakin’ it down: MSNBC

Secretary Rice’s Middle East tour Economist

We worried (for nothing) over Y2K. Now we can worry (for nothing?) over Y2038 (Melbourne) Age

Toyota’s on a roll. They’re outselling the US carmakers Bloomberg
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

This Foley email scandal has legs as they say in the news business. It means the story is still moving forward. And, boy is it moving… more messages are being released, and now the Speaker of the House is fighting to save his job over whether he tried to cover the scandal up.

Tell us what you think… how many members of congress should lose their jobs over the scandal? Will it affect your vote?
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There’s a reason why
firecrackers are banned
in many states: Your
buddies can get a hold
of them.

The Foley scandal is THE story in Washington with implications in November’s election. Need to know more? Find links to articles, blogs, timelines and videos Time

After North Korea said it’s going to test a nuclear bomb, a US negotiator says it can have a nuclear weapon or a future, but “it cannot have them both” BBC Diplomatic efforts continue (Melbourne) Age

Peace at hand? Blair says “the IRA’s campaign is over” Independent Meanwhile, in the Middle East... Washington Post

Iran has an odd idea for nuclear verification BBC

Bush signs bill to put up fence across US-Mexico border Reuters/MSNBC

Former HP Chairwoman indicted along with four others in the corporate spying scandal San Francisco Gate

The world’s biggest soccer player - umm, soccer brand - denies he will retire in two years Telegraph
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

A UK paper asks if the US can be “weaned off its love affair with guns?” First, is there really a love affair with guns? If so, why? With three school shootings in a week, will there be new gun-control legislation as there was after the Columbine massacre? Or will the gun lobby be able to fight it? And why are there so many more gun killing in the US as compared with Canada, where guns are also easily accessible? Let us know at Joe.
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Fellas, this video
may have you thinking
twice before hitting on
that girl at the beach.

Watch what happens
to this Casanova

As many as 16,000 people have been told to evacuate their homes this morning as a chemical fire rages in North Carolina. CNN

As we all know, it’s not just the scandal, but who knew about it, what did they know and when did they know it. The House ethics committee investigation into the Mark Foley scandal will include several other House members and staffers Washington Post

Don’t do it: The Russians are talking to the North Koreans to persuade them not to testing their nuke BBC

NATO commanders say Pakistan is helping the Taliban Telegraph

Sudan to UN: Peacekeepers in Darfur will be a “hostile act” Mail & Guardian The UN calls that statement “offensive” BBC

As if there aren’t enough places to buy a four dollar cup of joe.. Seattle Times

Stopping the “Idiocracy” Los Angeles Times (Opinion)
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

As you see in the link above, there are going to be lot more Starbucks locations across the planet. Taking a shot at their prices is a national pastime, but everyone goes there (we at Joe have gotten our joe there numerous times). Are the complaints about its prices just something to do? Do we really like candied-coffees that much? Talk about joe at Joe.
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We don’t know what’s
in this bottle… but that
cat wants it.

See how this feline got
in and out of the jar!

“A Great Leap Forward.” That’s what North Korea is calling the nuclear test it says was carried out overnight. NY Times Background info - AP/MSNBC

As the Foley scandal continues and the election draws nearer, is the Republican Revolution over? Time A GOP lawmaker says he knew about inappropriate messages by Foley in 2000 Washington Post

Another day, another food recall… this time lettuce. It’s a tough time in the salad industry. San Jose Mercury News

NATO commander warns Afghanistan is at the “tipping point” Sky

A Russian journalist who was critical of President Putin and about to file a story about torture in Chechnya was killed over the weekend. The Kremlin was noticeably quiet about her death Guardian

It happens today. We’re maxed out. Humans begin taking more than the Earth can replenish Independent
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

There is a lot of debate about this blog posted in an English newspaper by British MP and former Foreign Secretary Jack Straw. In it, he discusses talking to Muslim women who wear veils conceiling their faces and that “the conversation would be of greater value if the lady took the covering from her face.” Does he have a point? Would conversation be better if you could see the face of the person you’re talking to? Or is he being insensitive to another culture? Let us know at Joe.
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Does this look familiar?
A guy toiling away at
his desk… we know
you can relate.

But this guy’s got a
funny take on his
chairborne existence.

Click here to watch.

North Korean nuke test claim: Was it a dud? AP Reaction from world leaders - Telegraph Other countries in the region may be against the test, but have trouble agreeing on many other things -(Seoul) JoongAng Who is North Korea’s “Dear Leader”? The Australian - Other than the nuke test, what else is going on in North Korea - Times of London

Witnesses will appear in front of a House committee investigating the Foley scandal. Questions may focus less on the Foley communications and more on “who knew what when” Los Angeles Times

Northern Irish Catholic and Protestant leaders sit down for talks BBC

Fidel Castro “isn’t dying,” he’s just recovering - according to his brother. CBS News

Google agrees to buy YouTube for $1.65 Billion CNET

Steinbrenner hasn’t made up his mind about Joe Torre.. But Mike Lupica has New York Daily News
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

It appears that North Korea had an underground nuclear test on Monday. What do you think about all this? Will it lead to an arms race in the region? Will the US pursue military action? Does have the ability to do it? Can a peaceful resolution be found? Tell us.
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This guy seems awful
happy doing yard work.

Watch here to find out why.

Was the North Korean nuke test successful? There are doubts - CNN China could support sanctions - Washington Post It took less than two days for the finger-pointing to begin - New York Times

Meanwhile, over in Iran.. BBC

Lately, Israel and Syria have been talking very nicely to each other BBC

Does Google + YouTube = Another dot-com boom? New York Times

We told you about that Russian journalist who was killed, here’s an article on why her death matters. Slate

Patch your Windows! AP/MSNBC

The diamond industry is worried that Leo’s upcoming film will convince you not to buy your lady some bling this Christmas or Valentine’s Day Los Angeles Times

Safe! Torre says he’s going to stay with the Yankees AP/New York Post
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

We want to know what you think of Google’s purchase of YouTube. Does it signal the start of a new boom, or a new bust? Are you willing to invest in new tech stocks? And, would you quit your traditional job if the right web job came along?
Lets us know at Joe.
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Ever think your
dog is smarter than
you … or dream he’s
talking to you?

Maybe he is…
Watch this!

A higher toll than we thought? A report says 655,000 Iraqis have been killed since the start of the war - BBC Bush says it isn’t credible - Guardian Army Chief of Staff: US troops to stay in Iraq until 2010 AP/MSNBC

New York Yankee Cory Lidle and one other person was killed when his plane crashed into a Manhattan apartment building. Here’s the latest - CNN Who was Cory Lidle? - Sports Illustrated

It’s no Foley e-mail scandal, but a Democrat is having ethics problems of his own AP/MSNBC

“Azzam the American” a SoCal native and Islam convert, was charged with treason. He’s the first American to be charged with that crime since WWII Los Angeles Times

That new flatscreen LCD you just bought might be obsolete by next year (Melbourne) Age

Break-Up? (We’re not talking about Jen and Vince) BBC

This is a real celebrity nugget, for all those who ask for it: There is once again balance in Taradise Reuters/MSNBC
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Mel Gibson is telling the story of his DUI, and the anti-Semitic rant that followed. Part one of the interview aired today on Good Morning America. In it, Gibson says it was the booze talking… 'And I'm not that. That's not who I am, you know.'

So, what do you think? Is Gibson innocent, or was he just liquored-up enough to say what he believed deep down? Tell us.
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Stephen Colbert was cooking
with Jane Fonda and Gloria
Steinem on his show Tuesday
night. Kisses were exchanged
and there was an “ice cream
three-way.”

A United Nations draft resolution is calling for Non-military sanctions against North Korea after its alleged nuclear weapons test. Washington Post Meanwhile, the US is stepping up its propaganda war, releasing an eerie satellite photo of the Koreas. Daily Mail.

One guy under arrest in Britain admits he was planning to attack the UK and the US with a dirty bomb. BBC

Now speaking of the UK, its army chief says the country’s troops should leave Iraq. Daily Mail And its foreign secretary doesn’t have kinds words for Gitmo either. Telegraph

President Bush is standing by his man, or the Speaker at least. He made an appearance with Speaker of the House Hastert, despite controversy over the Foley scandal. Chicago Tribune
Foley’s former chief of staff testifies. AP/Miami Herald

The last, unfinished, article by the Russian journalist killed this week has been published. The Independent

One town in Idaho, yes, Idaho… is recommending residents pack heat. New York Times

What Do You Think? The UN is another step closer to a resolution after North Korea’s claim of a nuclear test. But there have been deals before with the country, and its leader Kim Jong-il has pressed on with a nuclear program. What’s a world to do? Will another UN resolution work? Is military action necessary? Is it possible? Let us know at Joe.

Winter’s here! Snow pounded the Great Lakes and western New York this week. If this reporter goes out to report in the snow again, she will certainly watch her back.

Hawaii’s big island shook violently Sunday after two earthquakes just off the coast. Honolulu Star Bulletin, More Hawaii Tribune Herald

Kim’s got The Bomb. Now what? Time

Eighty-six dead in Iraq over the weekend. And a group said it has started an Islamic state in six provinces there. AP/U.S. News & World Report

Want to get closer to the Israeli/Palestinian Conflict? Want to find out more about “targeted killings,” Israeli spies, and West Bank checkpoints? You can do it on your next vacation. Reuters/Sydney Morning Herald

U.S. Marine lawyers defending detainees at Gitmo are told to keep quiet about alleged military abuse or face jail. Los Angeles Times

As if they don’t have enough problems, ten-foot “weeds” are hampering Canadian troops in Afghanistan. Reuters/MSNBC

You’ve seen the T-Shirts all over the place, but now CBGB’s is closed. What was the real story with the place? NY Times
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

A new study by the Census Bureau shows that the majority of households in the U.S. are now occupied by unmarried people. The percentage of married households is now 49.7%. Five years ago, married households made up 52% of the country.

So tell Joe, why are people waiting so long to get married? Do you know a couple who lives together, but are waiting to tie the knot?
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Hey Guys… got a bike?
Want to impress your
lady with ride?

Don’t do this!

Watch here.

Bush-backed panel says U.S. shouldn’t stay the course in Iraq. One idea on the table is to ask for help from Syria and Iran. Los Angeles Times

Secretary Rice heads to Asia to talk to countries about the U.N. Resolution on North Korea’s nuclear test. Washington Post Newly appointed U.N. Secretary General talks about how he’s going to deal with the North Koreans. Times of London

After a lot of money spent on “checkbook diplomacy,” Venezuelan’s outspoken president Hugo Chavez bid for a seat on the U.N. Security Council seems lost. Guardian

Former FDA chief will plead guilty to not disclosing the fact that he owned stock in companies that were regulated by the agency he ran. AP/USA Today

Wal-Mart set to move big into China. New York Times

From the WTF? file.. Heidi Fleiss on Mike Tyson: “He is a genius and he can be very stupid like most people.” Vegasblog/Los Angeles Times
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

By the time you read this issue of the Joe, America will be a nation of 300 Million people. But that’s not all because of births. Immigration is playing a huge role in these huge numbers. The Census Bureau did the calculations. (The Baltimore Sun breaks down the numbers.)

So, what do you think… Are we becoming too crowded? Or, is it More-the-Merrier? Tell Us at the Joe.
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According to something called
the Bravo Evolution Report,
the future doesn’t look good
for humans. Or rather, humans
won’t look good in the future.
Check out our evolution.

Iraqi President is keen on the idea of Syria and Iran helping in Iraq. If it happens, he said the plan could “be the beginning of the end of terrorism.” BBC

U.S. says North Korea could be planning a second nuclear test. CNN

Bush signs law on protocols to interrogate and prosecute terrorist suspects. Washington Post

Another 20 years in Afghanistan? Sky

This shepherd claims he took part in killing black Africans and destroying their villages in Darfur. (London) Times

Lawyer: Mark Foley to announce the name of the priest who abused him. Miami Herald

Don’t worry about the Foley scandal… Karl Rove tells a conservative paper the GOP will keep congress. Washington Times

Oh Wesley… you didn’t file your taxes? LA Times Details The Smoking Gun
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Forbes is calling us a Grumpy lot. The magazine says the average American is making more money than generations before. But, it also says the average American thinks they’re not doing as well as their parents and grandparents.

It’s a great article with really cool stats. Read it and tell us, are we doing better or worse than previous generations?
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How do you discover this “talent?”
It makes us think he got hit over
the head with a tennis racket a lot
as a kid, and the “skill” came out
of necessity.

Bush agrees escalating violence in Iraq could be the equivalent of the Tet Offensive. ABC Eleven U.S. troops killed in 30 hours. Los Angeles Times Blair: UK troops could leave in 10-16 months. Guardian Poll shows dropping support. MSNBC

Gruesome allegations of rape and murder of Iraqi girl by U.S. troops. CNN

Space Balls: Bush authorizes tough policy on U.S. interests in outer space. “Adversaries” looking to the stars had better watch out. BBC

There may be a virus on new iPods. Apple points the finger at Microsoft. (Melbourne) Age

It goes to game seven for the Mets and Cardinals. ESPN

Actually going to the stadium for Sunday’s football game? You’ll be seeing more security after a threat of dirty bomb explosions turned up on the internet. Miami Herald

It is getting UGLY in the McCartney-Mills divorce case. Daily Mail
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A BBC survey found that 29% support torturing prisoners in some circumstances. Of the 27,000 people polled in 25 countries for the survey, 59% said torture was unacceptable under any circumstances. So, what do you think? Is there ever a case where torture can be used, or is it never permissible. Let us know at Joe.
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Borat’s movie is coming
out November 3rd. But,
who is this reporter from
Kazakhstan.

Here’s an interview.
Watch it here.

U.S general says plan to secure Baghdad is “failing.” BBC Bush likely to change the course in Iraq. Washington Post It’s not just the U.S. The Brits and Aussies are changing their position too. (Melbourne) Age

You’d think “Dear Leader” is a rapper. The guy Bill Maher calls “Li’l Kim” is getting hurt by sanctions where it hurts: No more Hennessy. No more Mercedes. Bloomberg Now Kim says he’s sorry MSNBC

Is it really a democracy? Another move by Russia to crack down on free speech Telegraph

“This is an Ultimatum.” Iran’s president is at it again, threatening Israel & its allies. NY Times

Thanks to a new device, the Klingons won’t be the only ones with cloaking devices. Telegraph

After mocking Kazakhstan, Borat gets invited “home.” BBC

The Cardinals beat the Mets last night in a nail-biter. St. Louis Post Dispatch
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

It’s finally been decided: The Fall Classic begins on Saturday with the Cardinals and Tigers.

Who’s going to win? How many games will it take? If you don’t support either St. Louis or Detroit, do you care? Let us know at Joe.
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Got skills behind the wheel?
Think you drive well?

Check this guy out…
he’s driving vertical.
Watch here.

Rethinking Iraq? Over the weekend, the New York Times reported that the Bush administration is going to present benchmarks to the Iraqi government to stop the violence and hand over power. Meanwhile, is the U.S. military talking to insurgents about amnesty? (London) Times

Must-see story on the genocide in Darfur: What the Sudanese government doesn’t want to get out. And find out about the “complicated” relationship between the U.S. and Sudan. 60 Minutes U.N. Envoy in Sudan is told to leave. BBC

Everyone seemed to be talking about Sen. Barak Obama last week (though his book tour was part of it). Time magazine put him on its cover and Oprah said she wants him to run for president. He said he is considering it. Washington Post He made the comments on Sunday’s Meet the Press (video).

In fantasy football, remember the real teams, not your fake ones. New York Times

Ford “fit” to play in “Indiana 4” movie. AP/Los Angeles Times
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

President Bush met with military leaders this weekend to talk about Iraq. Do you think a new plan is being created, and will we see a change in strategy?

Tell us what you think at The Joe.
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Have you ever wondered
what it would feel like to fly?
A group of crazy guys found out….

Watch here.

Mark your calendar and know your issues: Midterm elections are two weeks from today!

Bush won’t stay the course with “Stay the Course.” Washington Post Five things the U.S. should do before getting out of Iraq. Time

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says CNN shouldn’t be embedded with the military because of the insurgent video the network showed. San Diego Union Tribune

Skilling gets 24 years for Enron collapse. CNN Money Two accused in the scheme to sell Coca-Cola secrets to Pepsi plead guilty. Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A couple of weeks ago, we linked to an article that said a study showed we were just beginning to use more of our environment than we’re replacing. Now, the WWF - no, not the wrestlers - say we’ve been living beyond the Earth’s means for 20 years. (London) Times.

Long talking may lead to a low count: A study links men who talk on their mobile phones for long periods of time with low fertility. Guardian

Better know a talk show host. Politicians get nailed by Colbert. Los Angeles Times
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Most day’s being a stick figure
is easy. They run through flipbooks,
or turn up on grade school art projects.

Today is not a good day to be a
stick figure. Watch

More U.S. troops may be needed for Iraq. And they may not be able to stand-down for another 12-18 months. Washington Post

House Speaker Hastert testified in the Foley probe. He said the committee should “move quickly” to get to the bottom of who knew what when. It’s not known if the report will be released before the election. AP/CNN

What’s your ecological footprint? The U.S. and the U.K. have two of the highest per-person footprints in the world. Here are the illustrated facts by country. BBC

Remember last month’s rant at the U.N. by Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez? It may have backfired. New York Times

Tired being locked into an iPod-iTunes universe? As the world most popular mp3 player turns five years-old, it’s code has been cracked. Fortune

Smells like money: Kurt Cobain is the top-earning dead celebrity. Over half of the top 13 (why did they cut it down to 13?) are musicians. Forbes

Gibbs and Parcells: What happened to these legendary coaches? And are they on their way out? Sports Illustrated


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They say people only watch
Hockey for the fights & NASCAR
races for the crashes. Well,
ESPN has done us a service….
They’ve pulled the top 10
unsportsmanlike moments.
Watch here.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DELAYED THIS POST.

Bush “not satisfied” with Iraq, but says, “we’re winning.” New York Times What about those “benchmarks” he was talking about? Washington Post

Shia, Sunni, al-Qaeda, insurgents, militia. Who is the “enemy” in Iraq? CNN (video)

New Jersey Supreme Court rules that same-sex couples are allowed the same rights as heterosexual married couples, but leaves open whether they can be married.” (Newark) Star-Ledger Is it Separate-but-Equal? Time

Sony says sorry. When a Mea Culpa helps, and when it’s hollow. Economist

Game 4 is rained out. Will it help the Cards? Fox Sports

See “Borat.” Even the Kazakhs like it. Well, this one does. (London) Times

What Do You Think? Now for the world’s biggest story: Madonna talked to Oprah. She believes the adoption controversy comes from the press “manipulating this information” out of the baby’s biological father. She also says the father is being “terrorized by the media.” So, is it the media’s fault? (We find it interesting Madonna has made a career out of manipulating the media.) Should she even be in Africa adopting a baby? What do you make of celebrities adopting Third World babies? Let us know at Joe.

Have you ever seen a cute girl eat a bug? You’ll never guess why she did it…. Watch here to find out why.

Bush signs bill to build 700-miles of new fencing along the U.S.-Mexico border. Not only is there opposition on many fronts, but where’s the money for it? Los Angeles Times Maybe he’ll use “the Google” on the “Internets” to find it. CNN (video)

If it can save lives, dunking terror suspects in water is a “no-brainer” for Cheney. Washington Post

Four dead in California wildfires. Arson is the cause and the fire chief is calling it “murder.” AP/MSNBC

When Australian’s top Muslim cleric was asked if he would resign after blaming women in scantily-clad clothing for rape, he said, “Free the world from the White House first.” Sydney Morning Herald

Starbucks and the Ethiopian government at odds over the names of coffee beans. BBC

If you’re already finished with football, the NBA regular season starts Tuesday. Here’s a preview of every team from ESPN.

Don’t forget: You get an extra hour to sleep off your Saturday night this weekend. Daylight Saving Time ends. Set your clocks BACK an hour.

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This device is called the
Nutty Buddy. It’s supposed
to “Protect the Family Jewels.”
The demonstration video is
painfully wrong on many levels.

COUNTDOWN: Just one week to go before the midterm elections. (Why do we vote on Tuesdays? LA Times)

Speaking of elections, President Bush is running hard for Republican who will have him on the campaign trail. Will it work? NY Times Republicans say they’re already getting out the vote. Wall Street Journal

North Korea is reportedly ready to come back to the nuclear bargaining table and the Six Party Talks. BBC News

The U.S. death toll in Iraq is now 103 in October alone. USA Today The Iraqi PM is lifting checkpoints in Sadr City, a very dangerous section of Baghdad. Associated Press

Alright men… a pill to keep the boys from creating well, more boys - or girls. A male contraceptive pill is in the works. CBS News

Another food recall?!? This time it’s possible salmonella CNN.com

And is it a trick or treat? One reviewer says K-Fed’s new album is, get this… not bad. MSNBC

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Is it Yoda, or Fido?

Here’s a short photo
essay on why dogs
hate Halloween.

Watch here.




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Monday October 30, 2006

Airstrike! Pakistan’s military fired missiles into a religious school it says was a terror training camp. BBC News. Locals vow protests. MSNBC

A market blast in Baghdad kills at least 31 people. UK Guardian

9 people survived a plane crash in Nigeria. Officials say the pilot was told not to fly…. But he took off anyway. Associated Press

Firefighters are making progress against that blaze in California. Officials call it arson, and murder. Four firefighters were killed. SF Chronicle

Cutting the FAT. KFC is banning trans-fats in its foods. USA Today

It’s getting Hot in Here. Al Gore’s got a new job convincing Brits global warming is for real. Associated Press

Think your city is dangerous? New York, Boston or LA… nope, try St. Louis. LA Times

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This guy just can’t keep his foot out of his mouth. It doesn’t matter what Sen. Kerry said, it matters how people perceive what he said. And, right now the GOP is dictating how we perceive Kerry’s comments about the military. AP We here at Joe want you to decide. Read Sen. Kerry’s comments. NY Times

NBC / Wall St. Journal Poll puts Dems ahead.

27 Killed, and 40 Shi’ites kidnapped in Iraq today. USA Today

Israel launched a new raid into Gaza, it’s being called “Major” BBC News

Police in California have arrested a “person of interest” in connection with a deadly wildfire. Fire officials say it’s arson, and murder… five firefighters have died. LA Times

A judge blocked a Pennsylvania towns anti-immigrants laws. CBS News But, local businesses are hurting… so is the damage may already done? WJLA-TV

Huge Halloween party goes frightfully wrong. Shots were fired. SF Chronicle

In New Orleans, the party doesn’t stop just because of a shooting. Associated Press

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John Kerry officially apologized for his comments about education and Iraq. Boston Globe

Pres. Bush says VP Cheney and Def. Sec. Rumsfeld will stay through the end of his presidency. USA Today Bob Woodward says fmr. Chief of Staff Andy Card urged Bush to fire Rumsfeld. Washington Post

More than 70 workers at Paris CDG Airport are alleged to have ties to terrorists. Some are still allowed in “sensitive” areas. BBC

An deadly outbreak of toxic vodka in Russia. CNN (video)

Do you enjoy a glass or red wine? So do we, and now we can all feel better about it. The stuff may actually help you live longer. NY Times

A California sports agent is under arrest, accused of smuggling Cuban baseball players into the U.S. Miami Herald

Legendary Boston Celtics coach Red Auerbach died over the weekend. Here’s what he learned to help him a record 16 NBA championships with the Celtics. Esquire

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Fellas…. Don’t answer the
phone while you’re working out.

You’ll see why in this video.

Wanna build an atomic bomb. No problem, the U.S. Government has, or make that had, instructions on the web. NY Times

Jim Bakker, Jimmy Swagart… now the Rev. Ted Haggard. The popular televangelist resigned over gay sex allegations. Rocky Mountain News

Think again before you have that sushi or oysters. A group of scientists says there could be no more seafood by 2048. Guardian

Fmr. Israeli PM Ariel Sharon has been moved to intensive care. He’s been in a coma since a massive stroke in January. Today his condition worsened. MSNBC

Why the War on Terror shouldn’t be called “The War on Terror” Los Angeles Times

Nice life: After getting fired from your long-time studio, just resurrect another. Showbiz is a risky business. Maybe we shouldn’t be so glib. CNNMoney

No. 5 Louisville beat No. 3 West Virginia last night. The Cardinals are within striking range of a national championship game. But they still have to get through next week’s game. AP/Sports Illustrated

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Yep… that’s a cheerleader
on live TV. Somehow we
don’t think this is going to
turn out well.

Watch here.

Saddam was sentenced to the gallows and unleashed a tirade: probably the last of his greatest courtroom hits. Here’s what happened in the courtroom. (London) Times

A look at the competitive races in Tuesday’s election. It increasingly looks like the Democrats could take back both houses. Washington Post

Evangelist Ted Haggard confessed to being a “deceiver and a liar” and guilty of “sexual immorality,” but didn’t admit to any of the specific charges made by Mike Jones. One board member said Haggard is “out of touch with reality.” Colorado Springs Gazette

The good, the bad ..and the future? Trade talks between China and 48 African nations. (Johannesburg) Mail & Guardian

Lights out. Millions in Europe lost power over the weekend. BBC

There could be another leader in Latin America that the U.S. doesn’t like. Daniel Ortega - remember him? - is leading in the Nicaraguan presidential election. New York Times

You probably don’t know who the top finishers in the New York City Marathon are. But you probably know someone among the 37,000 who ran the city yesterday. Find out where they finished here.

TOMORROW IS ELECTION DAY. GO VOTE!

New Brew Schedule. For the time being, we’ll be brewing The Morning Joe on Mondays and Thursdays. This will allow us to find more of sources of information, get better articles and video, and develop a better place to get your Joe.

This audition for 1987’s “Full Metal Jacket” made it to YouTube. Brian Atene was very serious as he gave advice to Kubrick and read from the Outsiders (“Greasers don’t cry!”). If you believe the second guy is Atene, he “auditioned” again 20 years later to mock himself.

A kick-ass election night for the Dems as they take back the House. The GOP’s losses force Bush to give Rumsfeld the boot. Los Angeles Times After six years of partisanship, how are these people going to work together? Washington Post Could be a two-fer: The AP is calling the Virginia senate race for Webb which would give the Democrats a majority in that chamber too. ABC What will happen to Bush’s foreign policy? BBC

Who is Rumsfeld’s successor? New York Times Wrap you brain around these Rumsfeld quotes: Reuters/New Zealand Herald

2006 is done. Get ready for 2008. Independent

After 18 Palestinian civilians die in Gaza, Hamas and Fatah are calling for revenge. Telegraph

For Halloween, some churches put on Hell Houses. It’s no fun house and actually pretty scary. Economist

It finally happened. The last refuge of peace and quiet is gone. (London) Times

Remember that night you decided everyone in the bar should see you backside? (You may not since you had five shots of Jager.) If you think there’s something embarrassing about you on the Internet, you can find and remove it. Sydney Morning Herald

NBA players will have to get used to new balls. Bloomberg

New Brew Schedule. For the time being, we’ll be brewing The Morning Joe on Mondays and Thursdays. This will allow us to find more of sources of information, get better articles and video, and develop a better place to get your Joe.

Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert conceded victory to the Democrats and warned what a Democratic majority in the House would be like. He almost quit the show.

What a difference an election makes. The U.S. says it would consider working with Syria and Iran to stabilize Iraq. BBC With the Democrats’ winning control of both houses of Congress, troop reduction is on their wish list. New York Times

Bush will hear preliminary recommendations from the Iraq Study Group today. ABC (video) Who is this Iraq Study Group and are they going to have any good suggestions? Washington Post

Study shows jetlag can be fatal.. In elderly mice. They don’t know if rodent business class makes any difference. Economist

Lap dances have been banned in Vegas. We’re not kidding. We wonder if they’re going to ban gambling too. Los Angeles Times

Mets to say goodbye to Shea, say hello to CitiField.. And $20 million a year. New York Post

“Five Things We Learned This Weekend” in College Football. Sports Illustrated The BCS standings are out. Rutgers continues its surprise ascent. ESPN

The World’s smallest waist (15”). The most rattlesnakes held in a mouth (four). The longest Zorbing distance (huh?). Grab a pint and check out attempts to make the Guinness Book of World Records.

U.S. military commander in the Middle East warns against a pullout from Iraq in the next six months and says adding more U.S. troops for the long-term isn’t possible. New York Times

State Dept. official says the U.S. won’t talk to Syria about Iraq, but could talk to Iran. Guardian Blair says Israeli-Palestinian peace is key to quelling violence in Iraq. BBC

Trent Lott returns to the Republican leadership in the Senate. He’s recently been a big critic of President Bush. Bloomberg

Delta and Atlanta weigh-in on US Airways’ hostile bid which would make the combined company America’s largest airline. Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Wide-body airliner: The latest iPod accessory. (Melbourne) Age

The PS3 goes on sale tomorrow in North America. They’re rare - only 400,000 were made - and they’re not cheap.. $600 “for the one you want.” But, it could be “the perfect computing system.” Newsweek You might have trouble playing some PS1 or PS2 games on the new system. BBC

Shake your martini and rack your Walther PPK. James Bond is back in theatres tomorrow. Here’s the trailer. This “James Blond” is actually getting good reviews. Entertainment Weekly But not everyone is impressed. (London) Times

What Do You Think? Are you over OJ Simpson? He’s not over himself. Before you head home for Thanksgiving, you can watch him tell “If I Did It, Here’s How It happened.” No joke. Are you going to check it out? Fox thinks it’s going to have a lot of viewers for the two-part interview. Why are people still fascinated by him? Let us know at Joe.

Beer ads are unbelievable. A party would never end - or begin - like this, especially after the way this guy clearly kicked ass at Karaoke. At least this beer ad admits it.

It seems everyone in Washington has a different idea about what to do about Iraq. Rep. Charles Rangel said he will push to reinstate the draft. Washington Post Sen. John McCain said more troops are needed but that they are “fighting and dying for a failed polic” Meanwhile, Henry Kissinger said a military victory isn’t possible Bloomberg And the Pentagon has some thoughts, too. Washington Post

Syrian’s foreign minister makes a rare trip to Iraq. He says the U.S. should have a timetable to exit. Washington Post

Palestinians have a new defense against Israeli air strikes: Human shields (CNN Video)

Even after a peace deal, the genocide - as the U.S. has declared it - continues in Darfur. BBC

In something out of a James Bond movie, an ex-KGB agent living in Britain was poisoned. Russian security services are suspected Guardian

It could be illegal to have an mp3 player in Oz. Sydney Morning Herald

Big Pimpin’ across the USA. MTV

What Do You Think? On Sunday, New York Congressman Charlie Rangel said he wants to reinstate the draft. He claims Congress wouldn’t have backed an invasion of Iraq so easily if there had been a draft, and to take on other threats (North Korea and Iran) the U.S. needs a bigger army. Is he right? Would Americans have been more reluctant to go into Iraq if every male 18-25 would have been eligible to go? Let us know at Joe.

We’re not sure what this commercial is for, but clearly using lizards to push a product isn't limited to the Geico gecko.

While You Were Eating..

While you were eating your Thanksgiving feast, it was one of the worst few days of violence in Iraq since the war began. Mosques were attacked and people were reportedly set ablaze. CNN It’s not the first time we’ve heard this idea, but this writer thinks bringing back Saddam would be a good idea. Los Angeles Times

An intelligence report says the Iraqi insurgency gets somewhere between $70 million to $200 million in funds. New York Times

What the U.S. needs to learn about Lebanon. Time

The Pope goes to Turkey tomorrow on his first visit to a Muslim country after is controversial remarks about Islam. Angry protesters await him. (London) Times

That poisoned ex-KGB agent died on Thursday. Here are some theories on who may have done it. Telegraph His death further strains relations between Britain and Russia. Guardian

There’s anger at the NYPD over a shooting in which officers fired 50 rounds at three black men who turned out to be unarmed. The man who died was supposed to be married later that day. WABC-TV

The Secret Service protects the president, but can’t protect his daughter’s purse? The Australian

BCS standings after this weekend’s games. ESPN

If you have a weak stomach, you may not want to watch this. And you definitely don’t want to drink as much as this guy.

Prepare For Departure.. Maybe.

The Iraq Study Group is said to recommend to U.S. troops in Iraq should withdraw soon. New York Times Bush says the U.S. will stay until the “job is complete.” BBC

And a leaked memo from the National Security advisor is believed to be the reason Bush’s initial meeting with the Iraqi PM was cancelled. Los Angeles Times. Here’s the memo: New York Times

Iran’s president has written a letter to you: the American people. MSNBC

Promises, Promises.. It hasn’t been a month since the election and the Democrats in Congress aren’t keeping their word. Washington Post

Another strange turn in the ex-KGB spy case: Radioactive material was found on two British Airways planes that made 220 flights. The airline is trying to contact 33,000 who may have had contact with it. Guardian

One more weekend of college football. Here are some Bowl predictions. ESPN Why do we have to wait another few weeks for those Bowl games? Sports Illustrated

A “pregnant” and stupid man. Mail & Guardian

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On Monday, NBC News said it will now call the conflict in Iraq a civil war. Jon Stewart says it’s a Lauer-certified Civil War.

Too Late

Too Late. Rumsfeld sent a memo to the White House saying changes were needed in Iraq. He sent it two days before he was fired. Washington Post Here’s the memo: New York Times

Hugo Chavez was re-elected for a third term as Venezuela’s president. He could be president for a long time. BBC

First you worried about your SAT score, then your credit score. Now, it’s your terror score. No, it’s not your ability to intimidate at the office. AP/CNN

Yes, these mysterious shootings and poisonings of high-profile Russians sounds like a Bond movie, but why could they be happening and what does it all mean? Time What’s going on in Russia? Newsweek

Pfizer stops trials on cholesterol drug after several deaths. $1billion was invested in the drug. Bloomberg

It’s his busiest time of year, and Santa can’t have a beer.. In Maine. Portland Press Herald

Final BCS standings: Sports Illustrated The bowls are set. Time for a road trip? ESPN

After seeing this, you may take notice of someone with a fly buzzing around their mouth.

Grave and Deteriorating

Grave and Deteriorating. That’s the headline from the Iraq Study Group Report. That panel says the situation requires a political solution and also suggests the US work with Iran. NY Times Pres. Bush discusses Iraq today with British PM Tony Blair. BBC News

Bush may announce a “new way forward” by the end of the year. CNN Excerpts from the report: Los Angeles Times

Run for the doctor. E. Coli outbreak at Taco Bell restaurants linked to onions. MSNBC

The San Francisco man who was lost in the Oregon wilderness has been found dead. James Kim was searching for help after his family became stranded. Associated Press

We vote them to Congress. We pay their salaries. They work for us. It’s about time they go to work five days a week. Washington Post

How that Chinese-made t-shirt or toy you just bought affects your mortgage. U.S. News & World Report

The BCS is set and college ball is done until the bowls. It’s time to focus on the NFL. Sports Illustrated

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To freshen the 50 year-old
movie about a is 3000 year-old
story, all you need is a modern
story line, Samuel L. Jackson
and a new trailer.

Disagreement

Iraqi President Jalal Talabani rejects the Iraq Study Group report saying it is “very dangerous” for Iraq. Disagreement about the report in the region seems to fall along religious lines. MSNBC A poll shows a majority of Americans back the report. Newsweek But here’s an argument why Bush should reject the recommendations from the ISG. Economist

There are the front runners in the 2008 presidential election. And then there are the alternatives preparing their officially un-declared campaigns. The Anti-John McCain, Gov. Mitt Romney Bloomberg ..and the Anti-Hillary Clinton, Sen. Barak Obama (who made a stop in New Hampshire on Sunday). Washington Post

Former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet has died. Some people still think he was a good guy. Guardian

People have been talking about the results of inquest into Princess Diana’s death, but why was U.S. Intelligence listening to her phone on the night she died? Observer/Guardian

DHS Secretary Chertoff defends knowing too much information about you when you fly. Time

English-speakers “no longer own English.” (London) Times

The folks behind Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) and Mixed Martial Arts think their sport will soon knockout boxing in popularity. Check out this 60 Minutes clip and see what you think? Too bloody? Better than boxing? Let us know at The Joe.

This gem seems more Capt. Kirk than William Shatner “interpreting” an Elton John ditty at the 1978 Science Fiction Film awards. But at end, he really rocks it, man.

The Decider Will Not Be Rushed

Bush says he’s “not going to be rushed” on making changes in Iraq. But several thousand more U.S. troops will sent there by early next year. MSNBC

This senator’s mystery illness could change the balance of power in the Senate. Washington Post

A source says the Saudi King “read riot act” to Darth.. um, VP Cheney about what will happen if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq: The Saudis will support the Sunnis. CNN But Saudis haven’t agreed on exactly how it’s going to work. New York Times

Russian security services are very influential in that country. A study says Russian President Vladimir Putin, the country’s former spy chief, has a hand in that. BBC

Be careful checking your email in an Internet café. You’re account could be kidnapped. (Melbourne) Age

Why haven’t the Sixers traded Allen Iverson yet? ESPN

Jack Bauer - yes, that Jack Bauer - tells Esquire what he’s learned.

What Do You Think? Winning or Losing? A poll out this week says a majority think the U.S. is losing the fight in Iraq (article, poll). Do you agree? We’ve heard what’s in the ISG report. What do you think needs to be done over there? Let us know at Joe.

Enter the Wu! The Wu-Tang Clan hasn’t had a hit record in a number of years. Maybe they need something to do. This guy gives several reasons why Wu-Tang and other rappers should go to Iraq.

Losing The Fight

Colin Powell says the U.S. is losing in Iraq and additional troops won’t help. Washington Post But President Bush may have already decided on sending more troops and ignored his buddy Blair. (London) Times

Another story of detainees in Iraq held for dubious reasons, without access to attorneys and treated inhumanely. This time, they’re Americans. New York Times

A botched lethal injection halts executions in Florida. It took 34 minutes for a prisoner to die and witnesses said he “grimaced, shuddered and gasped for air for more than 10 minutes.” South Florida Sun-Sentinel

The Episcopal rift just got bigger. Several major congregations voted to break away from Episcopal Church. The fight has been over belief. It could soon be over land and property. Washington Post

The grass is greener on the other side.. Of the law: Pot is the biggest cash crop in the U.S. Los Angeles Times

We didn’t see this story last week: A Texas lawmaker wants to make it legal for the blind to go hunting. And it’s expected to pass! Reuters

Saturday night’s fight at Madison Square Garden during a basketball game (ESPN Video) was a “model of stupidity” and an “embarrassment.” Sports Illustrated

What Do You Think? The sixth Rocky movie comes out this week. Yeah, we shook our heads, too. But the reviews aren’t bad. (Entertainment Weekly Hollywood Reporter) Would you see “Rocky Balboa”? If so, will you spend money at the theater, DVD, PPV or catch it on cable? Tell us at Joe.

Paperlilies is apparently big on YouTube, because a bunch of haters didn’t like her “Sarcastic” video. A lot of the comments she received were hardcore. She punched back by reading them. KO!

His Own Way Forward

Bush has always said he would listen to the generals in Iraq and give them the troops they need. But there may be a rift between the administration and military with Bush sending more troops regardless of what the generals say. Washington Post If Bush doesn’t listen to the generals, will the media go back and report what he said? Columbia Journalism Review

For the first time Bush says the U.S. is not winning in Iraq, but “we’re not losing” either. Washington Post

Vice President Cheney will testify as a defense witness in the in CIA leak case. New York Times

If you’re related to an executive at Goldman Sachs, you’d better get a very good Christmas gift this year. CNBC

A blizzard hits Colorado closing Denver International Airport and canceling 1000 flights. AP/MSNBC Things are only a bit better at London’s Heathrow where hundreds of flights have been canceled due to freezing fog. Sky

The end of the year means lists. Here’s a list of 100 of the best websites. Guardian

And here’s a list of 23 things, other than a bigger flat screen, to ask for this Christmas. Men’s Health

Allen Iverson said he didn’t ask to be traded to Denver. ESPN (video)

Ahh, yes. The myth of topless beaches on foreign shores.. Be careful what you wish for.

Gallows Video

Iraqi authorities are pursuing the person who took the mobile phone video of Saddam’s execution. BBC White House is mum on the way the hanging was carried out. New York Times Was his trip to the gallows dignified? Guardian

Looks like Bush has decided to push up troop numbers in Iraq. MSNBC

The Democrats take control of Congress today. The “culture of corruption” helped Dems take back control of the House. Can new Speaker Nancy Pelosi keep her promise of making it the “most ethical Congress ever”? Washington Post

Negroponte leaves top spy post where he coordinated 16 intelligence agencies. MSNBC

There’s still time to get your commercial in during the Super Bowl. All you need to do is fork over a couple o’ million. CNNMoney

Dear Britney: “Paris Hilton is a natural [at partying] and you just can not keep up.. you should stick to your own kind like Tara Reid.” Los Angeles Times

What Do You Think? Will you watch? Most - if not all - broadcast networks didn’t show the trap door open beneath the Saddam. It’s right here on YouTube (no surprise). Just a click away. So, will you watch? Why? If not, tell us that too.

As you surely know, the Godfather of Soul died on Christmas day. If you only know “I Feel Good” and “Living in America,” then start this morning off on the good foot by checking this out.

A New Year, A New Plan

New Year, New Plan for Iraq. Bush is expected to talk about his plan for Iraq this week. New York Times New House Speaker Pelosi says Congress will give the “harshest scrutiny” to more funds for more troops. Bloomberg

Israel has plans to hit Iranian nuclear sites with bunker-busting nukes. Sunday Times Israeli officials deny the report. Haaretz

Power grab on mail bags. Bush signing statement “makes clear” the government’s right to open your mail, says the White House. MSNBC

If you plan on visiting the U.S., prepare your ten digits for scanning upon arrival. Guardian

Verizon and AT&T are “wireless at heart,” but check out how getting more corporate accounts will make your business life “easier” ..and always keep you connected to the office. CNNMoney

“DO NOT put any person in this washer” and other winners for the “wackiest” - and most paranoid - warning labels. BBC

After the Cowboys’ loss on Saturday, what happens to Parcells and Owens? ESPN

WHAT DO YOU THINK? U.S. Weather records were shattered over the weekend. But the warm weather comes at a cost… especially for the ski industry. Tell Joe your opinion: Is it Global Warming, and do you like it?


You’d think several
serial killers, undead
creatures and a Sith Lord
would have a miserable
Christmas, but even
these bad guys get into
the holiday spirit.

Talkin' Tough

Iraqi PM Maliki says he will crackdown on sectarian violence and U.S. forces could begin going home in three to six months. Los Angeles Times Bipartisan Senate non-binding resolution opposes Bush’s troop increase. Washington Post

Last week, we linked to a story about the president asserting the government’s right to search your mail, now it seems the military and the CIA are searching financial records of U.S. citizens. New York Times National ID cards, DNA Database, black boxes tracking every car: Britain is ahead of the U.S. Independent But the Administration is reversing itself to allow the FISA court to have final approval in domestic wiretapping New York Times

Sunnis and Shias (not just in Iraq). Israelis and Palestinians.. And why the U.S. is must keep it all from blowing up.. More than it already has. BBC Is China a fifth wheel in the region? Economist

If oil prices are taking a dive, why are gas prices only making a slow descent. MSNBC

It should be easier to meet a single woman in the U.S., but they may want to stay single. Telegraph If you have trouble meeting a woman - we know you don’t, but if you did - get a female friend of your to smile at you. Australian

Muhammad Ali officially became a senior citizen on Wednesday. Remember hearing about how The Greatest used to sting like a bee? ..and not just in the ring? He wasn’t always the butterfly we see today. (London) Times

To show how well their blenders work Blendtec has a bunch of videos of showing various items being crunched and ground up: ice, food, golf clubs, lightbulbs, pigs feet. Yes, pigs feet. People actually eat them, or in this case, drink them.

Ambush in Disguise

Insurgents disguised as U.S. personnel rushed a military compound and killed five troops. Washington Post Two bombs kill dozens in Baghdad AP/Yahoo

China tested a missile that can knock out satellites. New York Times The West is naturally concerned about the test. Guardian China’s military buildup. BBC The U.S. isn’t changing their space weapons policy. That could be why the Chinese tested their missile. Space.com

Obama set up an exploratory last week. Clinton, Brownback and Richardson did the same this weekend. But the Democrats’ Chosen One is no longer assured to win the candidacy. New York Times

What the “hell” is wrong with Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez? Reuters

A man in PA learned you need to be careful what you write in letters to the editor. AP

Think junk mail is a load of rubbish? Want to protect your credit? New York Times

Remember the Rubik’s Cube? Could you ever figure it out? Now you can… ChessandPoker.com

It’s the Bears and Colts in Super Bowl XLI. The Colts are favored by the experts.. in Vegas. AP/Sports Illustrated Want to jet down to Miami that weekend to catch The Big Game, or a Heat game? ..or just chill out on the beach? ESPN


There are Vulcans in the White House.
No, there are Klingons in the White House!
NO, there are faux-Klingons in the White
House!! Really.. this congressman said so
on the House floor. Maybe our
Representatives should get to work and
stop watching Star Trek reruns.

Proposals

In his State of the Union Address, Bush asks Congress to give his Iraq plan a chance, for Americans to reduce gasoline consumption by 20% in 10 years, and proposed a tax write-off for health insurance. Washington Post Here’s the text and audio commentary: New York Times

The troop surge in Iraq proposed by Bush has already begun, but a Senate committee passed a non-binding resolution to oppose it. Some republicans who voted against resolution are still uneasy about the troop increase. Washington Post

Last summer, a Russian man was arrested in the Republic of Georgia trying to sell a bag of weapons-grade uranium. The Russian authorities are resistant to help in the investigation. CNN

In a 25-country poll, nearly half don’t like America’s role in the world. BBC.

Putting Tony Blair in an awkward position, Britain’s senior prosecutor says the war on terror isn’t in the U.K. (London) Times

Even when a Dad finds out he is not the biological father, he’s forced to pay child support. Perhaps not anymore. Time

Serena Williams, unseeded and ranked 81st, heads into finals of the Australian Open to face Maria Sharapova. AP/Fox Sports Meanwhile Andy Roddick got slammed by Roger Federer in the semis. Here’s why. Sports Illustrated

President Bush defended his Iraq policy, got greener with gas consumption and proposed a tax break on health insurance. What do you think of those proposals? What did you think of the entire speech? Or did watch the rerun of Chappelle Show? Tell us at Joe.

We all know the tragic story of Darth Vader, but do you know about his brother Chad? Chad Vader, Day Shift Manager? Chad must keep the supermarket operational, use fear (not very well) to keep the associates in line and battle Clint, the manipulative Night Shift Manager. Here are Episode I and Episode II of the saga.